DAD AT THE MALL

DAD AT THE MALL I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new

shoes, (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

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SHOULD CHILDREN WITNESS CHILDBIRTH?

Should Children Witness Childbirth? Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The housewas very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a Flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed andpushed andafter a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by hislittle feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. Theparamedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she witnessed.Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the firstplace, smack his a** again!'