Big sister, Jill playing her flute and Dustin, a
wannabe flutist:)
Friday, August 14, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
WV REDNECK
A REDNECK
was stopped by a game warden in Eastern West Virginia recentlywith two ice chests full of fish.He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.The game warden asked the man, Do you have a license to catch thosefish? Naw, sir, replied the redneck. I ain't got none of them there licenses.You must understand, these here are my pet fish.Pet fish?Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'emswim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right backinto these here ice chests and I take 'em home.That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, It's thetruth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.O. K., said the warden. I've got to see this!The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.After sever al minutes, the warden says, Well?Well, what?, says the redneck.The warden says, When are you going to call them back?Call who back?The FISH, replied the warden!What fish?, replied the redneck. Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, butwe ain't as dumb as some government employees!
was stopped by a game warden in Eastern West Virginia recentlywith two ice chests full of fish.He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.The game warden asked the man, Do you have a license to catch thosefish? Naw, sir, replied the redneck. I ain't got none of them there licenses.You must understand, these here are my pet fish.Pet fish?Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'emswim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right backinto these here ice chests and I take 'em home.That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, It's thetruth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.O. K., said the warden. I've got to see this!The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.After sever al minutes, the warden says, Well?Well, what?, says the redneck.The warden says, When are you going to call them back?Call who back?The FISH, replied the warden!What fish?, replied the redneck. Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, butwe ain't as dumb as some government employees!
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