Thursday, December 3, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
ROCKY THE PIMP
Friday, August 14, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
WV REDNECK
A REDNECK
was stopped by a game warden in Eastern West Virginia recentlywith two ice chests full of fish.He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.The game warden asked the man, Do you have a license to catch thosefish? Naw, sir, replied the redneck. I ain't got none of them there licenses.You must understand, these here are my pet fish.Pet fish?Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'emswim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right backinto these here ice chests and I take 'em home.That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, It's thetruth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.O. K., said the warden. I've got to see this!The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.After sever al minutes, the warden says, Well?Well, what?, says the redneck.The warden says, When are you going to call them back?Call who back?The FISH, replied the warden!What fish?, replied the redneck. Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, butwe ain't as dumb as some government employees!
was stopped by a game warden in Eastern West Virginia recentlywith two ice chests full of fish.He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.The game warden asked the man, Do you have a license to catch thosefish? Naw, sir, replied the redneck. I ain't got none of them there licenses.You must understand, these here are my pet fish.Pet fish?Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'emswim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right backinto these here ice chests and I take 'em home.That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, It's thetruth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.O. K., said the warden. I've got to see this!The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.After sever al minutes, the warden says, Well?Well, what?, says the redneck.The warden says, When are you going to call them back?Call who back?The FISH, replied the warden!What fish?, replied the redneck. Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, butwe ain't as dumb as some government employees!
Thursday, July 9, 2009
HELEN (MITS) FAMILY
Friday, June 26, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
GRANDMA :):)
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.
She writes:
Dear Grand-son, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker .. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from athrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost inthought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that thelight had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn'thonked, I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love ofGod!' 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all thoseloving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard himyelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle fingerstuck up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the windowand gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment thatthey got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this iswhen I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove onthrough the intersection. I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersectionbefore the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leavethem after all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all theHawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lordfor such wonderful folks!! Will write again soon, Love, Grandma
She writes:
Dear Grand-son, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker .. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from athrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost inthought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that thelight had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn'thonked, I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love ofGod!' 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all thoseloving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard himyelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle fingerstuck up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the windowand gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment thatthey got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this iswhen I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove onthrough the intersection. I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersectionbefore the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leavethem after all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all theHawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lordfor such wonderful folks!! Will write again soon, Love, Grandma
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